Let’s be honest—storage isn’t exactly thrilling. But we’ve made it way better than it has any right to be. While the other guys are handing you a rusty cart and hoping you brought a flashlight, we’re handing you coffee, a phone charger, and a stress-free experience. We took everything that annoyed us about “those places” and fixed it. Clean, convenient, and refreshingly not terrible. You might actually enjoy coming here. (Yeah, we said it.)
Want proof? See the difference for yourself below—and don’t forget to click on one of the red X’s for a good chuckle. We couldn’t resist.
9-Month Rate Guarantee
We won’t pull a fast one. Your rate’s locked in for 9 months so you can relax and not stress about price jumps.
Enjoy that “low” move-in rate—until month three hits and your rent skyrockets.
Free Move In Truck ($150 Value)
Why waste time chasing down a rental truck? Ours is free, right here, and ready to roll—with carts and dollies, too. Just grab the keys and go.
No truck. No help. Just “good luck with that.”
Temperature & Humidity Monitoring - Real Climate Control
We don’t just set the temp and walk away. We track humidity too—so your stuff doesn’t turn soggy while you’re not looking.
It’s not climate control if nobody’s watching it. Congrats on your new mold collection.
World Class Customer Service
We actually care. Like, answer-your-questions, hold-the-door, treat-you-like-a-human kind of care. Storage shouldn’t be stressful—and we make sure it’s not.
Hope you like automated menus, locked doors, and “we’ll get back to you...” Eventually.
Locally Owned & Operated
We’re local—like, actually here every day. Real people, real family, really care. No out-of-state bigwig nonsense.
Run by a spreadsheet. Managed by a call center. Owned by someone who’s never heard of New Milford.
Month to Month Rentals
Stay as long—or short—as you want. No 4-month traps or fine print surprises here.
They're flexible - like concrete.
Month to Month Rentals
Stay as long—or short—as you want. No 4-month traps or fine print surprises here.
They're flexible - like concrete.
7 Day Money Back Guarantee
Not feeling the storage love? No worries! If you change your mind within 7 days of move-in, we’ll refund 100% of your rent and admin fee—no guilt, no hassle. Just good vibes.
The only thing guaranteed is a quick and large rent increase!
Amazing Loading Carts and Dollies
We nerded out on carts so you don’t have to. Big wheels, smooth ride, and strong enough to haul your heaviest stuff without a fight.
Flat tires, stuck wheels, and regret—welcome to cart chaos.
Bluetooth Locks (Easily Share Access)
No keys, no codes, no drama. Just tap your phone to open everything—and share access in a snap. No smartphone? No problem—we’ve got fobs.
Lost your key? Forgot the combo? Welcome to Panic Storage™.
Clean Public Bathroom
Cleaned 4 times a day. Smells good. Has actual toilet paper AND soft too! You’ll wish this was your bathroom at home.
Bring a 5 gallon bucket and some TP.
Weekly Pest Control
We spray every week and keep the bait fresh—so your stuff doesn’t become a hangout for bugs and furry freeloaders.
Their idea of pest control? Hoping the raccoons stay polite.
FREE Snacks and Drinks
Forget your drink? Craving a snack? We’ve got you. Fresh coffee, energy drinks, chips, fruit—help yourself, it’s all free.
We’ve got gourmet coffee. They’ve got disappointment.
Phone Charging Stations
Battery dying mid-move? Plug in right here—every floor’s got chargers for your phone or tablet. Apple or Android, we’ve got your back.
We’ve got chargers. They’ve got blank stares and extension cords from 1987.
24/7/365 Whole Facility Generator
Power out? Not here. Our massive generator keeps everything running—AC, security, lights, the works. Nobody else around here does that.
Their backup plan? Candles and crossed fingers.
Fire Suppression System
Yep, we sprinklered the whole building—because your stuff deserves more than a smoke detector and a wish.
A real fire system? LOL. Bring marshmallows.
All-Weather Covered Loading Area
Rain, snow, blazing sun? Doesn’t matter. Pull up, pop the door with your phone, and stay covered while you move in or out.
Loading in a downpour builds character, right?
Sealed Floors
No dusty floors here. We sealed everything to keep your stuff clean and safe—and yeah, it even fights off gross stuff like mold.
Their floors? Let’s just say your boxes won’t stay beige for long.
Daily Cleaning
We clean every day so your stuff doesn’t get dusty or cobwebbed. It’s kind of our thing.
Want a haunted house vibe? Check out the other guys.
Easy In & Out Access
No tight squeezes or awkward angles. Just pull in, unload, and roll out—easy.
Their access plan? Squeeze, scrape, swear, repeat.
Delivery Acceptance
We’ll take your delivery, no problem. Or just send access from your phone and let your guy drop it off. Either way, we’ve got you covered.
We offer delivery solutions. They offer excuses.
In Unit Shelving
Need more space? Add shelves to your unit and stack like a pro. It’s cheap, easy, and makes your stuff way easier to find.
Shelving? Nope. Just a pallet and a prayer.
Well Lit
We light up the halls, the lot, and even your bigger unit. No phone flashlight acrobatics needed here.
Bring a flashlight—and maybe a headlamp too.
Distinct Storage
Main Phone: 860.799.9999
Address: 46 Kent Road, New Milford, CT 06776
Distinct Storage
Main Phone: 860.799.9999
Address: 46 Kent Road, New Milford, CT 06776